Showing posts with label Glamour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glamour. Show all posts

Saturday, November 20, 2010

GO FAUX!

Let's face it. The fur farming industry is terrifyingly cruelty-based .

In spite of this, Faux Fur makes me purr! Some have deemed this hypocritical. Allow me to state my case. Then perhaps you too will proudly exclaim "Go Faux!"

Faux Fur is FUN! It's tongue in cheek, it's inexpensive, and it's warm. Some of it is so realistic that it fools people. For those articles, I proudly wear my anti-fur pin for all to see. This apparent dichotomy only ever generates friendly conversation.

Am I inadvertently supporting real fur as fashion by wearing it's faux counterpart? About as much as someone who drives an electric car supports the extraction of oil from tar sands, or someone who wears cubic zirconia earrings supports blood diamonds. Like them, I am displaying an alternative. The fact that those alternatives are not only fashion forward but also cheaper for your pocket book makes it a win-win situation!

And dare I say it? Yes I will: leg traps, anal electrocution, and live skinnings should only appear in the likes torture porn movies such as the "Saw" series. Keep these practices out of your wardrobe.

UPDATE: It has recently come to my attention that Faux Fur is sometimes real fur in disguise. CHECK YOUR FAUX CAREFULLY BEFORE BUYING!

Here are some tips on how to tell the difference.

Photo by Trevor Adams.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Bikini Season

Bikini season is upon us. For about a month now H&M ads have appeared in train stations across Vancouver featuring bronzed & pubescent-bodied 6 foot Amazon teens in colourful bikinis. Ignore everything but the bikinis.

Here is a reminder to women everywhere: You are Perfect and Gorgeous.

Your smile is delectable, your curves are divine, and your skin is exquisite (because you've been taking my advice and riding your bike around the seawall, stopping to eat fresh berries along the way, right?).

You will not be any more perfect if you lose 5 pounds, or tan your hide, or starve yourself before beach day.

Your confidence makes you sexy. (Oh, and did I mention your curves?)

Honour your incredible body that takes you though this world. Show it off as much as you want, and enjoy it while you have it. Life is far too short to waste on feelings of not being good enough.

Ladies, you are my inspiration!